Welcome to the World of Artificial Stupidity

You thought AI was fine but wait until you get a taste of ASS

Good day Sir; our driverless car will drive you to a placeless place where we'll discuss your virtual life. Our ASS avatars will be your guide. Relax and enjoy self-composed music while you patiently wait for your turn. Our ASS robots will arrange your future. If you still have one.

And at this point, you may ask, why ASS? I should mention that Artificial Stupidity is a Simulation, hence Artificial Stupidity Simulation, (ASS).

When you arrive at the ASS world, everyone is working from home, and there is no one to talk to; no social skills are required. Instead, gentle ASS robots will ask you questions to improve your ASS user experience (UX).

They explain that inside the world of ASS, you need an ASS chip implanted in your ass or any other part of your body if you prefer. With this unique device inside, you will be easily recognized by any ASS technology-friendly station operators.

The operators will act on your ASS without you even noticing. Everything is automated, so you don't have to play with, or touch your ASS. They know your ASS thanks to this marvelous technology. Charges may apply, but you'll not be aware your ass is being used or charged.