It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Political SuperBowl Show About to go Rogue

The one reality show to rule them all

Why have hard feelings y’all? America is all about entertainment value. And we, more than anyone, know how to capitalize on the value of our entertainment. The American lifestyle has been the envy of the world for decades, so let’s keep selling the show. Better yet, let’s make the biggest badest show on earth with all the best American characters.

Forget your sorrows, dive into your tears and disagreements, and embrace the show. A gold mine is waiting to be dug from right beneath our Liberal and Conservative feet.

Look, this show is about to go on one way or the other. Why don’t we organize, add rules and a script, make it the most profitable venture on earth? Why not? The proccedings will be used to heal our divided nation

I’m proud to introduce The Great American Political Superbowl Show. Hear me out, folks, because this one is going to be a big explosion of genuine American fun. OK, go on, tell me more about the show?

The idea is to convert the Las Vegas main strip into a 6-day convention, a political theme park where Conservatives and Liberals can experience and interact with each other entertainingly and directly.

There will be rides, shows, and circus tents, creating a carnival atmosphere. There will be the Trump Tent at the entrance with shows every 3 hours. “The big steal,” “lock her up,” and other hits like “I didn’t lose.” Liberals can now walk in and safely enjoy some moments of exquisite red hat fun.

The Nancy & Bernie Sanders Circus would be right next to it. There will be an ongoing stand-up routine on bringing jobs, saving the environment, health care for all, free education, and other hilarious hits.

But down in the NRA alley is where Marjorie & Lauren Sexy Circus is. This is where the hot action happens—plenty of assault rifles giveaways and raffles. Pole dancing featuring the hot sexy young new representatives and fundraising for the NRA kids are welcome. Oh, and Laura Ingraham will be the MC. You can’t miss that hot blonde

But let’s not forget the abortion ride located at the Texas venue. Enjoy the state-of-the-art animatronic…