Breaking: My New Year’s Resolutions

We can always do better next time around, but we don’t

The Procrastinator (coming to a Netflix near you)

The title above is wrong, and the colon shouldn’t be there. But let’s keep it there for good luck:

#1 Stop looking at disappointing Medium stats or little numbers on the bell
#2 Stop reading and watching stuff about Trump
#3 Stop believing Trump will ever be persecuted
#4 Continue to…